Furry Horoscopes
I’m not a huge believer in horoscopes, but every once in a while, I sneak a peak to see what’s being said. I am a Scorpio, born November 9th, so, this is today’s forecast:
“The stars say to take things at a slower pace; otherwise, you might overlook a key opportunity in your desire to move onward and upward. Do something different for a change: This time, let people come to you.”
See? This is why I rarely look for my horoscope: I can never understand what they mean! Too vague! “Slower pace”: OK, but I tend to stay home with the kiddies. How much slower should I get? And I’m to let people come to me instead of the other way around. Nah, I can’t relate that to my life.
But I’ve also found a pet horoscope site! Can you believe it? Now I wish that I had a pet! They have dog horoscopes, cat horoscopes and monthly horoscopes where they can tell you what kind of personality your furry little friend has because of the date he was born.
So I wracked my brain to try to think of a pet and I’ve come up with my brother’s dog, Reilly. He (the dog, not my brother) was born in early November of last year, I believe. Also a Scorpio! His monthly horoscope says:
This month your pets are a little charmer. They will almost seem like they are flirting with you and everyone they come in contact with. If you are thinking of breeding, this would be a good time. Their flashing eyes will make you give them anything they want. You will not be able to refuse anything they beg for – believe me - you won’t be able to say no.
Yeah, sounds like Reilly, who certainly is a little charmer.
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